The last time I laughed Really Hard...

I am talking about a gut busting, milk shooting from your nose can't even stop to breath, turns into weezing because you brain can't decide whether to cry from the cramps or continue laughing... laugh. However there is one conlumnist that consistently makes me laugh this way... Dave Barry, all his columns.. here is an exerpt...

Dave Barrys' Column in the Miami Herald

In a column talking about memeory...
"OK, here it is: According to this article, researchers at the University of Pennsylvania did a study showing that, as males -- but not females -- get older, their brains shrink. Was I ever relieved to read that! I thought it was just me!

Here's another symptom: I currently own four -- that is correct: four -- identical, unused tubes of toothpaste, because every time I'm in a drugstore and walk past the toothpaste section, my brain, which by now must be about the size of a Raisinet, racks its tiny shriveled self in an effort to remember whether I have any toothpaste, and it can never come up with a definitive answer, so it always decides, Better safe than sorry!

(The good news is, if the price of Tartar Control Crest rises significantly, I will be a wealthy man.)"

my side hurts...